I found the school motto of Caribbean Christian Centre for the Deaf (CCCD) Mandeville to be very funny!
"Deaf Ears but Hearing Hearts"
I reckon having Deaf Ears and Deaf Hearts are good enough, it'd demonstrate that we are proud to be Deaf.
I've made up my own motto:
"Deaf Ears but Not Stupid"
If you happen to have transpired some tongue in the cheek motto you'd like to share, leave a comment!!